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You may be thinking, "wtf is with that quote."
That just leads us onto our rant.
And by our, I mean me and
's rant on this topic that has been pissing us off for the past week. GAMER GIRLS
the word Gamer Girl
has been twisted around, and around, AND AROUND. Until to the point where it's entitled "gamer girl' instead, because to all those girls out there who claim that they are, and really not, shut up
And to everyone out there who thinks a Gamer Girl
is some sort of mystical creature and you would scream "OMG YOU'RE A GAMER GIRL SO HAWT!", gamer girls are exactly the same as gamers.
In fact there shouldn't even be the term gamer girls.
Because the term gamer is to all gamers out there, regardless of your gender.
First of all, just because you play one game DOESN'T make you a Gamer Girl
. Especially if you only played black ops or halo or minecraft. A gamer girl, is someone who plays a VARIETY of games and actually knows what MMO, MMORPG, RPGS, FPS, MOBA, sandbox etc. actually means.
And don't ever, EVER call yourself a gamer girl when you've literally started playing videogames for only a few months. Gamers have been playing games for years, heck, maybe even since they were kids.
In MY perspective, a gamer is someone who is devoted to videogames. However, to you fake gamer girls out there who puts on 'nerdy' glasses and pouts their lips while holding an xbox controller next to their cheeks while you take a selfie, and later in your description you put in "#GAMERLYFE #GAMERGIRL #XBOX #CUTE
you. are. not. a. gamer.
What would a gamer girl do?
they wouldn't take selfies or brag to their friends "Yeah guys, I'm in my gamer mode now, so I'm going to go play black ops now. lol, i'm SUCH A GAMER TEEHEE!", real gamer girls?
Here's what they would say:
"WTF DSKJFHJKHSADJFD *SWEARS* NO YOU DID NOT JUST QUICKSCOPE ME YOU MOTHERF****ER NO NO NONO" Gaming for gamer girls is real. They wouldn't even have time to take a selfie, they wouldn't have time to brag to their friends or heck, they wouldn't care. And even if they did call their friends they wouldn't act all... fake... in fact they probably would be raging or cut to the chase quickly before turning back to their game.
(MINI OTAKU-MUCH RAGE CUTSCENE
So I have been noticing that whenever I go on a server on a co-op game or something, the guys on there always freak when they realize I’m a girl. And I have also noticed that there are two main types of reactions: the “OMFG SO HAWT” kind, and the “OMFG GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN” kind. So my reaction to both of these is “OMFG CALM UR TITTIES CUZ DAYUM.”
First of all, when you call a girl “hawt” on a game, we are most likely not gonna hear you over the GODDAMN RAGE DURING THE GAME. But seriously, you need to know that as gamer girls, we don't really care if we’re hot or not (haha get it?), that’s because we spend almost every minute of our free time playing video games, that includes sleep time. I’m pretty sure most of us are aware of how much we resemble a big steaming pile of doo-doo, so calling us “HAWT” seriously won’t get you a one-night-stand…that’s what strip clubs are for. On to the next reaction. Ok we are gamer girls. We have seen shit that gamer GUYS have never seen before. Just because at this one point in history, someone decided to link all video games to guys.
Trust me, we have WAAAYYYY more comebacks than you can think of. I promise because I KNOW. For example, let’s look at the VERY OLDEST SAYING IN THE BOOK: well why don’t you just suck my dick. Just myself, I know at least 5 comebacks to this. This includes: sorry I have a shrimp allergy, I can’t suck what isn’t there, like you have one, what dick?, AND (last but not least) SOMEONE didn’t learn that guys have a dick…and girls don’t. So seriously, I don’t know what your objective is, but saying something like “GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH” is just going to get you a shitload of butthurt.
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FPS (first person shooter) games is NOT what makes you a gamer, and this goes for both guys and girls. Sure, you're amazing at cod or you're amazing at battlefield, but have you played other games? Have you played skyrim? Have you played assassin's creed? Or heck, even the classics. Legend of zelda? Pokemon? Super Mario? Duck hunt? Sonic the hedgehog? Or at least, have you ever heard of them? And no, I'm not saying you have to know all the mentioned titles above to be a gamer, but you must know and play at least a variety of games. You can't just stick to one game for your entire life.
A girl gamer KNOWS their consoles. Not only the xbox 360, xbox one, ps4, ps3, wii, they know A LOT more. for example, SNES, NES, megadrive, Magnavox, Atari etc. or heck, at least one of those.
NOW, to another point.
The internet has managed to stereotype gamer girls into some sort of fanservice icon. For example, everywhere on the internet, EVEN on deviantart believe it or not, has pictures of girls with barely any clothing and only consoles to cover up their private parts. And they managed to convince quite the majority of people that THAT is what you call a gamer girl, which even made some girls believe that too.
Sorry sexually frustrated guys and girls, gamer girls do not wear pokeballs as bras.
(MINI OTAKU-MUCH RAGE CUTSCENE
Ok? SO PUT YOUR GODDAMN PANTS BACK ON BECAUSE BELIEVE ME AND EVERY OTHER GAMER GIRL, WE DO NOT WANNA SEE THAT SHIT. But if that's not it, what do real gamer girls LOOK like? Well, lemme give you an image. It's a beautiful sunny day, the birds a chirping and everything seems ALIVE today. Now to the gamer girl. The blinds are closed, she is sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TV, her door is locked, there are junk food wrappers and crumbs EVERYWHERE (and I mean fucking everywhere). There are dark circles under her eyes from staying up all night and she is underneath a blanket in a t-shirt with no pants on. Ok I said SHE has no pants on not YOU have no pants on so do us all a favor, walk to the other side of your room and PUT YOUR GODDAMN PANTS BACK ON (how many times do I have to fucking say that). Ok, so she's been cooped up like this for, what..a couple days? WHEREAS a fake gamer girl wouldn't stand a chance just staying in this type of environment for 24 hours.
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Normal girls, you should be HAPPY to be living in your current life. While you're out partying with friends, hanging out with them, shopping and giggling. Gamer girls? Have you ever endured staying cooped up in a room, gripping onto your controller so hard your knuckles turn white? Have you ever endured staying in that one room (of course taking a break) for 10 days straight just to beat your friend in a game, in other cases, FINISH THE GAME/LEVEL.
One more thing, if you're playing videogames just because your crush plays it, stop. That is one thing I absolutely HATE about fake gamer girls who do it just because of that. You want to capture your crush's attention? My advice, BE YOURSELF. It doesn't matter if you play videogames or not. And if he likes you just because of that, then he's not worth it.
In conclusion- and congratulations if you made it this far- HERE'S A CAKE! oh wait, it's a lie.
ba dum tish
(don't get it? Okay ;w; )
Anyways, in conclusion me and
believe that what makes you a gamer doesn't matter about your sexuality, your gender or how bad or good you are at them. If you play games on a daily basis, and you like and devoted them, then YOU ARE A GAMER.
I myself, am only a semi gamer. But I don't go boasting about it. I play games, I've played games ever since I was the age of 5 and I still have my ps2 (even though it broke), gameboy advance and gamecube. I know my consoles and I know my games. I'm only a semi gamer because I know a lot of games, however I don't play a lot. If I had the consoles and if I had the money, i would buy everything on my wishlist if i could ;w;
Sorry if you disagree with a lot of things said in here (and I believe a lot of you will), but these are just what we thought would make a gamer girl and what would make a fake gamer girl. Comment on what you think!
Now we shall conclude with wise words from a raging deviant: Games are love, games are life.